The GardenOwl Audits

Deep-dive diagnostics, design critiques, and visual master plans to solve your toughest landscape challenges.

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Decks

The "Stifled Weep" Trap: Why Decking Against Stucco is a House-Killer

Is your deck touching your house walls? You might be blocking weep holes. Learn why this causes hidden rot and how to cut a relief gap without demolition.

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Hardscape Maintenance

The "Bleeding Edge" Nightmare: Why Your Concrete Paint Job Looks Cheap

Is your driveway paint bleeding onto your brick? Learn why masking tape fails on textured masonry and how to fix sloppy edges before they dry.

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Pool Landscaping

Why Birds of Paradise Ruin Screened Pools (And What to Plant Instead)

Planting inside a pool cage? Avoid the 'Caged Giant' trap and the weed barrier mistake. Here is a low-maintenance tropical plan for sandy soil.

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Brick

Why Painting Your Brick is a Trap (And How to Fix Mismatched Masonry Without It)

Thinking of painting your mismatched brick foundation? Stop. Learn why latex paint destroys masonry and how to use 'soft engineering' to hide the flaws.

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Small Garden Design

The 'Tunnel Effect': How to Turn a Dark, Narrow Carport Into a Green Courtyard

Is your carport a dark, cluttered tunnel? Learn how to safely replace asbestos fencing, lift the ceiling, and use vertical greening to create a lush courtyard.

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Landscape Design

Why Your New Modern Fence Looks Unfinished (and How to Fix the 'Tree vs. Lawn' War)

Got a sleek new fence but a patchy lawn? Learn why grass fails under mature trees and how to design a modern, sweeping garden bed that saves your soil.

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