The GardenOwl Audits

Deep-dive diagnostics, design critiques, and visual master plans to solve your toughest landscape challenges.

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Shade Gardening

Why Grass Won't Grow Under Your Big Tree (And Why Sod Will Fail)

Stop trying to force a lawn in 'dry shade.' Learn why that muddy strip under your tree kills sod and how to fix it with the right groundcover.

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Drainage

Why Your 'Low-Maintenance' Rock Garden Turned Your Sidewalk into an Ice Rink

Did your new rock landscape create a dangerous icy sidewalk? Learn why landscape fabric causes 'Laminar Sheeting' and how to install a drainage relief valve.

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Curb Appeal

The "Beige Monolith" Problem: How to Fix a Blank Garage Wall Without Plants

Staring at a massive blank stucco wall? Don't just slap siding on it. Here is how to use sculptural elements and rocks to fix 'Tall Forehead Syndrome'.

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Slope Stabilization

The Hillside Mower Trap: Why You Should Stop Mowing Steep Slopes

New homeowner with a steep yard? Don't buy a zero-turn yet. Learn why mowing steep slopes is dangerous and how to design a low-maintenance meadow instead.

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Exterior Design

Why Your House Disappears in Winter: Fixing the "Monochromatic Saturation Syndrome"

Is your red brick house blending into the gray winter sky? Learn why beige fails in the PNW and how to pick the perfect slate blue to make masonry pop.

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Landscape Design

Slanted Garden Solutions: Taming the Compound Slope Trap

Struggling with a garden that slopes in two directions? Learn why a simple patio might cause flooding and how terracing creates usable outdoor rooms.

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