The GardenOwl Audits
Deep-dive diagnostics, design critiques, and visual master plans to solve your toughest landscape challenges.


The "Iceberg" Trap: Why You Shouldn't Drill That Backyard Boulder (And What to Do Instead)
Found a massive rock under your patio? Stop drilling. Learn why shaving bedrock fails and how to grade over it for a lush lawn without heavy machinery.


Turning a Dated Stucco Box Into a Modern Home (Without Demo)
Stuck with 90s beige stucco and clunky planters? Here is how to modernize your exterior with paint, smooth troweling, and architectural planting.


Taming the Jungle: How to Fix an Overgrown Tropical Deck Without Killing the Vibe
Is your deck being swallowed by Areca palms? Learn how to prune aggressive tropical plants for airflow and aesthetics without destroying your backyard privacy.


Fixing the 'Awkward Vibes' of a Cape Cod: From Polka-Dot Shrubs to Layered Curb Appeal
Your house isn't awkward, your planting is. Here is how to fix a 'polka-dot' shrub layout in Zone 6a with layered beds, deer-proof bulbs, and scent.


The "Cardboard & Pray" Trap: Why You Can't Just Cover Weeds in a New Allotment
Got a new plot? Don't make the mistake of layering cardboard over perennial weeds. Here is how to prep your allotment correctly and save your fruit trees.


Why Poppies Won't Fix Your Driveway Crack (And What Actually Will)
Thinking of planting flowers in pavement cracks to hide weeds? Here is why that traps water against your foundation and how to seal the gap properly.