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Hardscaping

Slope vs. Steps: Solving the 8% Grade Dilemma (And Why Your Path Cracked)

Deciding between a sloped path or garden steps? We analyze the 8% grade rule, fix cracking flagstone, and help you choose the right hardscape for your waterfront.

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Allotment Design

From Mud Pit to Beer Garden: Fixing the 'Flatline' Allotment

Is your allotment productive but ugly? Learn how to add vertical structure, fix muddy paths, and create a relaxing 'garden room' before spring starts.

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Privacy Screening

The 'Fishbowl' Deck: How to Fix Privacy Without Building a Sauna

New deck feeling exposed? Stop waiting for tiny shrubs to grow. Learn how to cure the 'Polka-Dot Virus' and use timber slats for instant privacy and airflow.

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Privacy Screen

Privacy Trees in Zone 9: How to Fix the 'Fishbowl' Effect Without Creating a Maintenance Nightmare

Stop neighbors from staring into your yard. Learn why Podocarpus 'Maki' is the perfect privacy screen and why planting on the fence line is a mistake.

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Dry Shade

The "Dead Zone" Under Your Trees: Solving the Dry Shade Dilemma

Struggling to plant under large conifers? Learn why "Hydraulic Competition" kills your garden and how to build a lush woodland slope using native drifts.

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Curb Appeal

The "Surface Conduit" Trap: Why Wildflowers Can't Fix Bad Drainage

Thinking of planting a wildflower garden? Stop. If you have exposed drain pipes, you need to fix the infrastructure first. Here is how to bury the pipe and plant "structured chaos."

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