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Weed Control

That Alien 'Bamboo' in Your Lawn is a Nightmare: How to Kill Horsetail

Found weird green spikes in your grass? It's Horsetail (Equisetum). Here is why you must never pull it out and the only herbicide that actually works.

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Lawn Care

Surface Rocks in a Patchy Lawn: Why Tilling Is a Mistake and How to Fix It

New home with a rocky, patchy yard? Don't till it. Here is the right way to remove surface stones, preserve soil structure, and fix shade issues in Dallas.

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Hardscaping

Slippery Green Slime: How to Kill Moss on Brick Pavers (And Keep It Gone)

Moss on shady brick patios is a major slip hazard. Learn why pressure washing destroys your base and how to fix it with bleach, polymeric sand, or a gravel swap.

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Roof Painting

Painting Old Concrete Roof Tiles: The Right Way to Modernize a Dated 90s Green

Repainting a 70-year-old concrete roof? Here is how to choose a charcoal grey that works with red brick and prevents moisture damage.

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Small Garden

That Rotary Clothesline in the Middle of the Lawn? Here’s the Better Way

Case study: how we ditched a rotary clothesline in a tiny yard, freed up lawn space, and added smarter wall‑mounted drying options that actually look good.

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Retaining Wall

Skip the Retaining Wall: A Smarter Fix for a Mild Slope and Tricky Mowing Strip

Thinking about a cheap retaining wall for a mild slope? Here’s why it rarely pays off, and how a no‑mow planting strip solves mowing and erosion.

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