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Clay Soil

Turning a Muddy Clay "Bowling Alley" Into a Grass-Free Family Oasis

A Melbourne homeowner wants a lush garden without the lawn care. Here is how to fix the clay soil, zone a narrow yard, and build raised beds that actually drain.

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Mid-century Ranch

Don't 'Farmhouse' Your 1950s Ranch: How to Add Texture Without Trending Hard

Updating a flat 1950s cinder block ranch? Don't paint it white and add black windows. Here is how to use wood accents and shade landscaping to fix it.

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Exterior Paint

Thinking of Painting Your Stucco House Black? The 'Thermal Shock' Risk You Need to Know

Love the modern black farmhouse look? Before you paint your stucco Tricorn Black, read this guide on thermal shock, cracking risks, and landscape contrast.

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Hardscaping

The "Drunk Snake" Driveway: Why You Can't Eyeball Brick Edging

Laying brick edging along a gravel driveway? Don't skip the sand bed or eyeball the curves. Here is how to get professional lines without digging to China.

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Winter Landscaping

Don't Burn Your Lawn: A Landscape Architect's Guide to Safe Winter De-Icing

New to Michigan winters? Don't let rock salt destroy your spring lawn. Here is the safest ice melt for pavers and grass, plus a design fix to stop the burn.

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Hardscape

Slippery Outdoor Tiles? Don't Paint Them—Here’s the Safe Fix

Glazed outdoor tiles are a major slip hazard. Learn why paint coatings fail and how to use grip tape or chemical etching for a safe, temporary fix.

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