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Irrigation

Standard Roses in the Outback: The Irrigation Setup You Actually Need

Planting roses in South Australia's heat? Here is why sprayers fail, why drip lines are mandatory for sandy soil, and the one plant you must avoid pairing with roses.

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Curb Appeal

Hate Your Beige Brick? Don't Paint It—Fix the "Meatball" Shrubs Instead

Thinking about painting your brick house? Stop. Learn why landscaping and removing dated awnings is the better, safer fix for 90s beige homes.

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Landscape Design

My Tree Killed the Grass and Created a Mud Pit: Why You Shouldn't Cut It Down

Is a fast-growing tree turning your front yard into a muddy mess? Don't reach for the chainsaw. Here is the permanent fix for bare soil under heavy shade.

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Retaining Walls

Is That Bow in Your Retaining Wall Normal? (Here's Why It's Failing)

A bowing retaining wall isn't just cosmetic—it's structural failure. Learn how hydrostatic pressure breaks masonry and the drainage fix you need immediately.

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Driveway Landscaping

Tropical Driveway Design in Zone 8a: How to Avoid the 'Winter Mud Pit' Look

Love tropical plants but live in Zone 8a? Here is how to landscape a long driveway with exotic foliage that won't turn into a mushy mess in winter.

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Hillside Landscaping

Stop Mowing That Rocky Slope: Turning a “Nightmare” Hill Into a Rock Garden

Is your rocky slope ruining your mower? Stop fighting nature. Here’s how to turn a patchy, dangerous hill into a lush, maintenance-free rock garden.

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