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Rental Garden

Budget Rental Rescue: Fixing the 'Floating Stepper' Trap

Transform a messy rental yard for under $1000. Learn how to repurpose pavers, stop weeds without chemicals, and use 'aromatic defense' against pests.

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Pruning

The "Caged Giant" Trap: Why You Shouldn't Top That Massive Holly (And What to Do Instead)

Got a massive holly blocking your house? Don't chop it in half. Learn why 'Caged Giant Syndrome' ruins curb appeal and how to fix it by limbing up instead of topping.

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Drainage

Why Your Gravel Driveway Washes Away (And How to Fix It Forever)

Stop filling ruts every time it rains. Learn how to fix mountain driveway drainage using swales, riprap, and proper crowning to manage runoff.

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Soil Health

Why Your Grass Seed Keeps Washing Away: Fixing the "Red Clay Brick" Effect

Stop wasting money on grass seed that washes downhill. Learn how to fix compacted clay soil and stop erosion on new construction slopes.

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Curb Appeal

Why Round Columns Ruin Ranch Houses (And How to Fix It)

Updating a 1960s brick ranch? Learn why replacing round columns with square timber and choosing 'mortar-matching' paint colors restores curb appeal.

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Drainage

The 'Ugly Ditch' Dilemma: Turning a Drainage Swale Into a Dry Creek Feature

Stuck with a muddy drainage ditch in your side yard? Don't fill it in. Learn how to turn a builder's swale into a functional dry creek bed and path.

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